Johnny had a big (stick?) on his team, coach (can't scream?)
Johnny was a real cute altar boy, he's the coaches toy

He likes him first in line
He likes your ass real fine
He likes you 'cause you're nine
He'll get you every time

Dirty Daddy wants to feel alright
Dirty Daddy says it's hockey night
Dirty Daddy wants to feel alright
Oh yah

He likes high sticking and body checks
And little boy sex!
He's a hockey fan from (????) now
Hockey wow! He shoots he scores!

He likes him first in line
He likes your ass real fine
He likes you 'cause you're nine
He'll get you every time

Dirty Daddy wants to feel alright
Dirty Daddy says it's hockey night
Dirty Daddy wants to feel alright
Oh yah

Sex lies hockey tape
Sex lies hockey tape
Sex lies hockey tape
Technical foul!

He likes him first in line
He likes your ass real fine
He likes you 'cause you're nine
He'll get you every time

Dirty Daddy wants to feel alright
Dirty Daddy says it's hockey night
Dirty Daddy wants to feel alright
Dirty Daddy says it's hockey night (oh yah)
Dirty Daddy wants to feel alright (oh yah)
Dirty Daddy says it's hockey night (oh yah)
Dirty Daddy wants to feel alright (oh yah)
Dirty Daddy says it's hockey night (oh yah)