A kiss is not a contract
But it's very nice
Mmmmm, it's very nice
Just because you've been exploring my mouth
Doesn't mean you get to take anexpedition further south
No.

A kiss is not a contract,
But it's very nice,
It's very, very nice,
Just because we've been playing tonsil hockey
Doesn't mean you get to score the goal
that's in my jockeys

Just because I'm in a two man novelty band
Doesn't mean it's all about poontang.
I can't go around loving everyone
I just wouldn't get anything done

You can take me out to dinner
that might be quite nice
you could buy me a burrito
and some beans and rice
but that won't get you into pants paradise

They call it a fly because it takes you up to heaven
oh oh

A kiss is not a contract
but it's very nice.
It’s very very nice.

I'm only one man,
baby, pretty baby
We're only two men, ladies
Babies. Pretty babies.

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Thanks to (Ashley) for correcting these lyrics. May 11, 2008