Take a drink
And you'll sink
to a state of pure inebriation.
You'll be tanked, like the whole Irish Nation.
When you drink enough, of my beer.
You will find this magic rule.
Make your every joke, a jewel.
You'll drive drunker than...Oksana Baiul.

Go on buds,
drink my suds.
'till you've reached that pure inebriation.
Though my beer,
may be free,
You're just renting it from me.

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Thanks to (anonymous) for correcting these lyrics. Nov 5, 2008