thanks for the christmas card
i don't want to hear about your new job now
i don't want to hear about your new boyfriend
i don't want to hear about it all working out for you
no, i don't want to hear it now

i don't want to hear about your swinging new place
i don't want to hear how everyone thinks it's great
i just want to sit in our apartment and hate you
yes, i will be hating you for christmas

you can have the christmas tree
remember when we bought it at the store down the street?
remember when i found that cheesy color wheel?
i don't want to think about the lights on your white skin
no, i don't want to think about it

i don't want to think about last year at your dad's
you said it was the best sex that we both ever had
i don't want to think about my face in your soft hair
i will be hating you for christmas...

i must be losing my mind
there's gotta be a better way to deal with the pain
there's gotta be a better way to deal with the hate
wish that i could find some way to make you go away
wish that i could have a drink and make you fade
i wish that i could have myself a drink and make you fade
i wish that i could have a drink and make you go away
yeah make you go away
wish that i could make you go away
i will be hatng you for christmas
yeah i will be hating you for christmas...

thanks for the christmas card