Hey Maria pappa said you'd better go to bed
Maria mamma said you'd better go to bed
and little sister said you'd better go to bed
and your old brother said
you heard what pappa said
you'd better say goodnight
you'd better shut the light
and pappa told you: no,
you can't go out tonight
but pappa didn't know
Maria had a date
and couldn't let him wait
so in a little while
she waited till the lights were low
she went out to the window to her beau
and so...
a happy man
let her hugging him
and let her kissing him
and let a happy thought
and that was wonderful
let her happy talk
how very libertin
how very
make a lot of love
which is just a normal thing
to make a lot of love
for it was summer time
when all the crickets sing
and it was sumer time
when anyone's in love
the crickets sing a happy song
but they didn't do their repertoire for long
Suddenly the pappa came,
and then the mamma came,
and then the sister came,
and then the brother came,
and then the uncle came,
and then the cousin came,
and even *** came,

and I can tell you,
this, it was a dirty shame
because the pappa came,
and then the mamma came,
and then the sister came,
and then the brother came,
and then the cousin came,
and even *** came,
I can tell you thiiiissss,
due due due due
$*$*$*
when anyone's in love
the crickets sing a happy song
but they didn't do their repertoire for long
Suddenly the pappa came,
and then the mamma came,
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