i am back again
to the safety of my couch
with my best friends
the ones who never let me out

i met a girl
her name was bovine
took her home with me last night and..

** i am so happy here
and i never have to try (to be to feed)
sit back and drink some beers
and go date-rape with the guys..in Alvin
in Alvin

woke up at ten
light my cigarette
got drunk again
just to drown out my regrets..yep

lying naked
just wearing this stupid grin
i am vacant
but in this town i fit right in..so

** i am so happy here
and i never have to try (to be to feed)
sit back and drink some beers
and go date-rape with the guys..in Alvin

eating pork and drinking wine
everything's just fine
eating pork and drinking wine
everything's just fine