I have no head for figures
My hands cannot explain
Endangered animals and acid rain

I see dead rivers running dry
I see activists who march and cry
How they cry singin'

Why must we desecrate this land
I'll tell you why
Because we can that's why

Save the whales, save the seals
Save the eagle, save the bison and the beach
Why not save your breath

Save the porpoise, save the dolphin
Save the gerbil, save the racoon and the rat
Why not save some stamps

I am a human, I'm a goddamn human being
I walk erect
See the cheetah, oh so supple, lean and quick
As he chases a gazelle
But he can't drive a car
At least not very far

I am a human, I'm a goddamn human being
I can pay for sex

"Hey, there's a great show on the Discovery Channel tonight,
the history of the badger."
"Hmm, I wonder what badger tastes like?"
"I don't know, probably tastes like ferret."
"Wow, you've had ferret?"
"Yeah."
"What's it taste like?"
"Chicken."

I am a human, I'm a goddamn human being
I can wipe my ass

"What gives mankind the right to kill at will?"
"I'll tell you what, guns.
Big fuckin' guns with giant fuckin' bullets pal."

I am a human, I'm a goddamn human being
I can shave my balls