Youll get hooked, youll get drugged
Shell be your essence shell be your blood
And youll want her so much but youll never get enough
And thats the first rule of love

Shell smell so sweetly in the morning
Shell make you feel so good inside
And youll want her so much youll give everything else up
And thats the first rule of love

Youll grow comfortable together
Youll start to fit like hand and glove
And then youll start to hate the men she used to dream of
And thats the first rule of love

Youll miss her madly, when youre apart
Love is like gravity holding down your heart

Youll grow envious and bitter
Shell be enquiring and concerned
And youll feel so close to her but never close enough
To get past the first rule of love
And with the awkwardness of strangers
You will finally give up
No exceptions to the first rule of love