Im going down to church tonight

Just like back when I was eight

But I dont mean to pray

Im gonna nick myself a collection plate


(chorus)

Iv got nothing against church

Or any people that go there and show that

Theyre ignorant, I dont understand

A congregation at weekends so change their behaviour


So many people are weak in their lives

And seek guidance from the fellows of hope

As you know I used to go there myself

But for the day became antipope


Theres gonna be some fun tonight

The spreading is around the town

The vicars a transvestite

With a freanch veroyalty gowns


(chorus)


Religion doesnt mean a thing

Its just another way of being right wing

I think sex films are okay

I dont dig that all the way


(chorus)