Come on in, and pull yourself up a chair (like chairry !)
Let the fun begin, its time to let down your hair !
Pee-wees so excited,
cause all his friends have been invited (thats you !)
To go wacky, at pee-wees playhouse!

Theres a crazy rhythm, comin from puppetland (whats that ? )
Dirty dog, cool cat, and chicky baby are the puppet band (yeah !)
Hes got a couple of talkin fish,
And a genie wholl grant a wish -
Golly, its cuckoo at pee-wees playhouse !

Globeys spinnin, mr. windows grinnin,
cause pterris flyin by (hello !)
The flowers are singin, the picture phone is ringin,
And the dinosaur family goes, hi!
Mr. kites soarin, conkys still a snorin,
Theres the flashing magic screen.
The cowntess is so classy, randys kinda sassy -
A nuttier establishment youve never seen !
Spend the day with pee-wee and youll see what we mean ! (come on !)

Get outta bed, therell be no more nappin! (wake up!)
cause youve landed in a place where anything can happen -
Now weve given you fair warnin !
Its gonna be that kind of mornin -
For bein wacky !
For getting nutty !
Golly, its cuckoo !
At pee-wees playhouse !
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Thanks to (spacedoubt) for correcting these lyrics. Jun 2, 2008