White and Black! The friendly bears of China!
White and Black! They rarely reproduce....
What shall be done about these Chinese bears...?
What shall be done about, these friendly bears?

DIE THEY MUST DIE! THE PANDAS MUST DIE!!
DIE THEY MUST DIE! THE PANDAS MUST DIE!!

(Yaaaayyyyyyy...)

Why should we save them? What good do they do?
Have you ever seen a panda do something good for you?
They can't wear T-shirts. they can't bounce basket balls.
They can't walk tightropes over niagra falls...

DIE THEY MUST DIE! THE PANDAS MUST DIE!!
DIE THEY MUST DIE! THE PANDAS MUST DIE!!

(Get up, Get up, Get up, Get up, Get up, Get up... You fat bastards!)

All endangered species, leave endangered faeces,
If you knew how bad they smelt, you would gladly take the belt.
If we killed them all, we could have more parking lots,
We could have small couches, made of little ocelots.

DIE THEY MUST DIE! THE PANDAS MUST DIE!!
DIE THEY MUST DIE! THE PANDAS MUST DIE!!!!