He lives down by the furnace
Janitor, janitor
And he makes the young kids nervous
Janitor, janitor
He tells everybody to call him tony
But he smells like oil, and his ass is bony
Janitor, janitor

Hes got a lot of charms
Janitor, janitor
Like the prison tattoos on his arms
Janitor, janitor
He cleans the bathroom and tells dirty jokes
He dresses like a woman and rolls his own smokes
Hes the janitor, janitor
Hes the janitor, janitor

Hey there neil, how ya doin

Hey, not too bad.

Hey, I guess I saw you talkin to the janitor this morning

Well, strange thing...i went in early, eh, to practice my volleyball spike in the gym and he was buffin the floor with that electronic, buffomatic floor waxing thing hes got, eh? and so I was
G to spike, eh, and he was tryin to buff all around me as I was tryin to spike, and I said, hey pal, Im tryin to concentrate, mr. janitor, and I wanna work on my spike. and he sa
Quot;oh yeah? and he dressed up like kate smith and touched himself on the leg with a big wooden spoon and then he waxed me so hard I felt the hairs givin way on myself, and then I make a
Le kind of oven mitt with what I could put back together.

Hows your spike now?

Brilliant!

I guess it would be.

Hey neils! neil! neils! neils! neil alert!

I was talkin to the janitor this mornin too, ya know.

Ohhhh..

Yeah, he took me down, he took me down behind the furnace

Oh really?

And he showed me that sausage collection that hes got.

I heard he only has one.

Yeah, but its real pretty.

One day I wanna be like him
Janitor, janitor
Masturbating as I clean the gym
Janitor, janitor
I think it must be a really nice life
Cleaning your nails with a hunting knife
Being stained yellow, the rest of your life.
Janitor, janitor