Ill buy you an electric car
So we can go out and look at the stars some time
Ill adopt a third world family
And we can send them letters at christmas time

Ill give up meat

Give up meat?

Are you crazy?

Maybe not, but I wont eat it in front of you
We can hire a van
A propane van
And let all the animals out of the zoo

Environment girl
Lets live in a land of windmills
Environment girl
You give me a whirl

Ill buy you a needle and thread
And fly you high, so you can sew up the ozone layer
When were old and Ive gone bald
Well hit the town in my new recycled hair
My new recycled hair
No cfcs!

Environment girl
Lets make the world young again
Environment girl
As long as Im home before ten