Christmas dreams
And drunken alibies to you
I cant believe
I danced naked with the turkey
I got stuffing everywhere
I didnt mean to throw up in the childrens hair
And Im sorry I shot your dog
But at the time my mind was in a fog

I went and poured the punch
Then I had a cup of rosy wine
Guess I had a drop to much
cause when I woke up I was dizzy and blind
Wish I hadnt burned your house to the ground
But the christmas season always gets me down
So darlin if youre free in the new year
Maybe we could go out for a beer

Christmas dreams
And drunken alibies to you.
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Thanks to (Erwan) for correcting these lyrics. Feb 2, 2008