Yo, listen up,
Have a holla from Ron
Naked Mole Rap is the
Name of the song
Here’s the story
you know its glory
Ain’t hott,nothin'
Don’t know what the truth is,
How Ron met Rufus
Never heard a cat ark
Never heard a puppy purr
My dad’s allergic to every kind of fur
So I searched for hairless pets
On the internet
saw a j-pag of a pink thing
gotta name it somethin'

What is that, that freaky thing?
(Yes, that’s right
It’s a naked mole rat)
C’mon, y’all, let the girlies sing
(Listen to the naked mole rap)

What is that, that freaky thing?
(Yes, that’s right
It’s a naked mole rat)
Hey, wait I can’t hear the girlies sing
(Listen to the naked mole rap)

I heard Smarty Mart was
Havin’ a sale
On a hairless pink rodent
With a long skinny tail
It seemed that this could be a solution
The perfect pet for my dad’s
Sensitive constitution
So the manager came
To open the cage
He said,
“You know this pet’s hairless?”
I said I couldn’t care less
handed him to me he said,
“Be careful, don’t drop it,
And do you want this cage?”
No I'll keep him in my pocket

What is that, that freaky thing?
(Yes, that’s right
It’s a naked mole rat)
C’mon, y’all, let the girlies sing
(Listen to the naked mole rap)

What is that, that freaky thing?
(Yes, that’s right
It’s a naked mole rat)
gonna buy me, some bling bling (Listen to the naked mole rap)

(Rufus, the naked mole rat)

Can I get a boo-ya
Can I get a boo-ya
love to catch a camera sat cheese,
smile for the camera say cheese
Can I get a boo-ya
Can I get a boo-ya
love to catch the camera say cheese
Smile for the camera say cheese

We go to Bueno nacho
chimeritoand a naco
always grande size and
Why not? I’m buyin’
Rufus in my pocket
You can’t stop it
Can’t top it, don’t drop it
You might just pop it
Rufus and Ron Stoppable
With our best friend kim possible

We’re not afraid of any attack we say
Yo, K.P. we’ve got your back