Well Dick's son has his CD's in neat lines and has a dad that reads every sign and says "I only drive 62.5" well I, yeah I don't really mind his coordinated closet and his folded clothes but who left the bullet in the mashed potatoes? [Chorus:] Well why's everybody sweating me because I go to Dairy Queen well why's everybody sweating me I'm just the son of Dick Ramsbee His dad boils water by time and measures sugar by the line who tours the country in a winnebago well his dad's an anal guy and his roomate's stalked by the FBI "Who put the shotgun underneath the sofa?" Hal put the shotgun underneath the sofa [Chorus] I'm son of Dick I'm son of Dick I [x4]