Im writing a song all about you.
A true song as real as my tears.
But youve no need to fear it
Cause no one will hear it.
Sad songs and waltzes arent selling this year.

Ill tell all about how you cheated.
Id like for the whole world to hear.
Id like to get even
With you cause youre leavin.
But sad songs and waltzes arent selling this year.

Its a good thing that Im not a star.
You dont know how lucky you are.
Though my record may say it,
No one will play it.
Sad songs and waltzes arent selling this year.

Its a good thing that Im not a star.
You dont know how lucky you are.