He was only a lavender cowboy
the hairs on his chest they were two
he decided to follow the heros
and do as the he men do
red green
many colored hair tonics
he rubbed on his chest day and night
when he got next morning
no new hairs grew in site
he fought for red nellie's honor
and cleaned up a hold ups nest
he died with two six guns a smokin
with only two hairs on his chest