Father christmas...father christmas
Hes the meanest man in the whole wide world
In the whole wide world you can feel it.

Hes a miser! hes a skinflint !
Hes stingy louse with his stocking out
For your christmas gift and hell steal it.

Its a shame, hes a villian
What a game, for a villian to play
On christmas day!

Father christmas...father christmas
Wholl be just as mean as hes ever been
And Im here to say we should all send father christmas
On his merry christmas way!!

Father christmas...father christmas
Hes the rottenest man in the universe
Theres no one worse you can tell it

Hes a rascal ! hes a bandit !
Hes a crafty one, keep it all undone
Hell go in your house and sell it !

Its a crime, its a scandal
What a game for a vandal to play
On christmas day!

If you distrust, father christmas
Its well to know, that his hearts of stone
Cause Im here to say, we should all send father christmas

Father christmas...father christmas..father christmas...father christmas

On his merry christmas way!!!!