I fell into a barrel of monkeys; I tried real hard but I couldnt get the money
Hes calling me baby but he aint my honey
I fell into a barrel of monkeys

It started with a rumor and it ended with a gun and somewhere in the middle I got burned up by the sun
When I rose up like a phoenix I was feeling #1
It just all goes to show you it aint over til its done

Who what where and I dont know why but youre only as good as the drugs you buy
Another suicide on the 405, another night of drinking in
Another dive
Theres a million dead stars in the night-time sky; Id shed a little tear but theres no time left to cry

I saw a giant head driving down hollywood boulevard!

I came from the land of ice and snow seeking fame and fortune where the plastic grows
Murder, earthquake, riot, fire--i tried to put it out
But it just fed my desire
I got a brand new name and a brand new nose
And the crowd keeps yelling baby go, go, go!

I fell into a barrel of monkeys; I tried so hard but I couldnt get the money
Love me two times except for sunday
I fell into a barrel of monkeys