Pretty soon now
You know I'm gonna make a comeback
And like the birds and the bees in the trees
It's a sure-fire smash
I'll speak to the masses through the media
And if you got anything to say to me
You can say it with cash
Cause I got the trash and you got the cash
So baby we should get along fine
So give me all your money
Cause I know you think I'm funny
Can't you hear me laughing
Can't you see me smile

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I'm the man (I'm the man, I'm the man, I'm the man)
I'm the man that gave you the hula-hoop
I'm the man (I'm the man, I'm the man, I'm the man)
I'm the man that gave you the yo-yo
Kung Fu, that was one of my good ones
Well what's a few broken bones
When we all know it's good clean fun
Skateboards, I've almost made them respectable
You see I can't always get through to you
So I go for your son
I had a giant rubber shark and it really made a mark
Did ja looka looka lookit alla blood
So give me all your money
Cause I know you think I'm funny
Can't you hear me laughing
Can't you see me smile

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Right now, I think I'm gonna plan a new trend
Because the line on the graph's getting low
And we can't have that
And you think you're immune, but I can sell you anything
Anything from a thin safety pin to a pork pie hat
Cause I got the trash and you got the cash
So baby we should get along fine
So give me all your money
Cause I know you think I'm funny
Can't you hear me laughing
Can't you see me smile

[Chorus]