Saw you come through them swingin doors
Hadem hangin on ya,
Couldnt hold one more
You walked by with a silly grin
They were kissin all over your chinny chin chin

Chorus:
Eugene you genius
What book did you read
That made you so smart
You could steal a heart
Anytime that you please
Eugene you genius
Could you teach me

Its more than the way you comb your hair
Thats makin all the pretty girls stop and stare
Tell me eugene I just gotta know
Can I go down and buy it at the grocery store

It is something that you tellem
Love letters that you mail-em
Your secrets safe with me
To get those kind of glances
Do you have to take classes
For a master romeo degree