Written by j. lieber and m. stoller

Theres a man in town all the women know
He goes by the name of nosey joe
He dont care if theyre married
He takes his pick
Long as theyre women, hes ready to stick

His big nose in their business
His big nose in their business
Thats nosey joe, the nosiest guy I know

He aint good lookin and he aint big and stong
The guys got a nose thats four foot long
Im tellin you women, this aint no jive
If you get too close this man will drive

His big nose in your business
His big nose in your business
Thats nosey joe, the nosiest guy I know

I saw him just the other day
Tried to steal my gal away
He offered her money
He offered her love
She said thank you sir, but please dont shove

Your big nose in my business
Your big nose in my business
Thats nosey joe, the nosiest guy I know

Old nosey finally lost his life
Messin with my buddys wife
My buddy caught him with his chick
Chopped off his nose, now he cant stick

His big nose in my business
His big nose in my business
Thats nosey joe, the nosiest guy I know