Its the most fattening time of the year
With that pumpkin pie filling
and everyone swilling down eggnog and beer
Its the most fattening time of the year
Its the lip smackingest season of all
while your shopping youre cheating
impulsively eating that junk at the mall
Its the heav-heaviest season of all
Therell be turkeys for basting
and stuffing for tasting
and giblets and gravy will flow
therell be cookies that mom baked
and leftover fruit cake from a christmas a long time ago
its the scale flattening time of the year
while your diet youre blowing
theres calories going straight down to your rear
its the scale flattening time of the year
therell be after meal dosing
and arteries closing
cholesterol levels will grow
its too cold to go jogging
to brisk for tobogganing
so pass me a hot buttered roll
Its the most fattening time of the year
All those gingerbread shingles and
chocolate Chris Kringles will tremble in fear
Its the most fattening time,
its the belt loosening time,
its the most fattening time of the year