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my pussycat was scrathin' at my front door
he scratched so hard poor pussy got sore

SORE
pussy
sore
pussy
just a friendly little cat
[friendly little cat]

my pussycat was sittin' out on the front step
it started to rain and my pussy got wet

WET
pussy
sore
wet
pussy
just a friendly little cat
[frindly little cat]
[meow]

my pussycat was playing out in the back lot
he played so hard poor pussy got hot

HOT
pussy
sore
wet
hot
pussy
just a friendly little cat
[friendly little cat]

i left my whiskey bottle out last night
my pussycat drank it he got real tight

TIGHT
pussy
sore
wet
hot
tight
pussy
just a friendly little cat
[friendly little cat]
[meow]

my pussycat was rockin' in a rocking chair
he rocked so hard he lost his hair

BALD
pussy
sore
wet
hot
tight
bald
pussy
just a friendly little cat
[friendly little cat]

my neighbor stole my kitty cat away from me
i told my neighbor set my pussycat free

FREE
pussy
sore
wet
hot
tight
bald
free
pussy
just a friendly little cat
[friendly little cat]
[meow]

chick-YES!
tom-ya kno i...i feel like ive
bob-uh huh
tom- i feel like ive just heard stairway to heaven for the first time
bob-ooo man
tom-cuz i know im gonna be hearing that song
bob and tom-A LOT!
bob-uh huh!