Mummy was a model back in 1983
Before the skinny girls invaded the industry
She got a habit got some plastic much too young
She wants dustin hoffman but shes not much on mrs. robinson

Youre looking good for your age
Looks like youve stepped off the page
Thanks ricki, thank you jenny
You made me normal today

Daddys such a scruff in his played out teenage gear
Hasnt cut his hair and the shampoos never near
Now can you make him look like others people dad
Will you please help me
cos it makes my life oh so bad

I dont look the correct way
Please help make me normal today
I dont look the correct way
Please help make me normal today

Thank you ricki, thank you jenny