I waked up in a dry bed, mommy, come see
I waked up in a dry bed, daddy, I did
I woke up in a dry bed
with dry feet and a dry head
I am a big boy now!

Hey look at my dry bed
Come feel my dry bed
My bed's all dry, dry
And I'm a big boy

Look, look at my dry bed
Dry, dry, my dry bed
My bed's all dry, dry
And I'm a big boy

Rain didn't rain and wet my bed, mommy come see
The river didn't run and wet my bed, daddy, hey look
Dry bed, ho ho ho
I'm gonna go to the movie show
Cuz I'm a big boy now

Cuz the cat didn't wet my bed last night, sister come feel
The dog didn't make my beddy-bed wet, brother take a peek
Dry bed, and a yippy-yi-yi
Take me down to the pony ride
I am a big boy now

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Thanks to (Kim) for correcting these lyrics. Feb 23, 2009