I was walking home from school one day
When I say Danny standing there
I tired to show him my dirty underwear
He showed me his, but nothing could compare
Then he said
You're ugly. What the fuck gave birth to you?
You're ugly. And I'll bet your mom is too
You're ugly. Man, what's with that 'do?
You're ugly... because you're ugly
You know, I kinda wonder when I think back to those days
Why did all the boys get scared and run away?
So I looked in the mirror to see if it was true
And my reflection looked at me like it was scared too
And it said
You're ugly. What the fuck gave birth to you?
You're ugly. And I'll bet your mom is too
You're ugly. Man, what's with that 'do?
You're ugly... because you're ugly
Let me tell you guys a little story about my second grade love...
His namd awas Danny and he looked so good this one day in his plaid Toughskins
And everyday adter school I'd wait outside his classroom
Well, one day these three little girls came out right before he did
And this girl named Heidi Weller had a handfull of pumpkin seeds
And I said