Army Lyrics

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Well I thought about the army
Dad said, son youre fucking high
And I thought, yeah theres a first for everything
So I took my old mans advice
Three sad semesters
It was only 15 grand spent in bed
I thought about the army
I dropped out and joined a band instead

Grew a moustache and a mullet
Got a job at chick-fil-a
Citing artistic differences
The band broke up in may
And in june reformed without me
And theyd got a different name
I nuked another grandmas apple pie
And hung my head in shame

Been thinking a lot today
Been thinking a lot today

Oh, I think Ill write a screenplay
Oh, I think Ill take it to la
Oh, I think Ill get it done yesterday

In this time of introspection
On the eve of my election
I say to my reflection
God please spare me more rejection
cause my peers they criticize me
And my ex-wives all despise me
Try to put it all behind me
But my redneck past is nipping at my heels

Ive been thinking a lot today
Ive been thinking a lot today
Ive been thinking a lot today
I thought about the army...

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Well I thought about the army 
Dad said, son youre fucking high 
And I thought, yeah theres a first for everything 
So I took my old mans advice 
Three sad semesters 
It was only 15 grand spent in bed 
I thought about the army 
I dropped out and joined a band instead 
 
Grew a moustache and a mullet 
Got a job at chick-fil-a 
Citing artistic differences 
The band broke up in may 
And in june reformed without me 
And theyd got a different name 
I nuked another grandmas apple pie 
And hung my head in shame 
 
Been thinking a lot today 
Been thinking a lot today 
 
Oh, I think Ill write a screenplay 
Oh, I think Ill take it to la 
Oh, I think Ill get it done yesterday 
 
In this time of introspection 
On the eve of my election 
I say to my reflection 
God please spare me more rejection 
cause my peers they criticize me 
And my ex-wives all despise me 
Try to put it all behind me 
But my redneck past is nipping at my heels 
 
Ive been thinking a lot today 
Ive been thinking a lot today 
Ive been thinking a lot today 
I thought about the army...

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