Dead man with no eyes
Wont you look at me tonight
Tell me will I look good
With my pants on so tight
Watch me die, watch me die

Dead man with no heart
Wont you love me still
Put me in your helicopter
And gimme some weight-loss pills
Watch me die, teach me how to cry

Dead man with no stomach
Wont you eat up all my food
Spit it in my face
cuz it dont taste so good
Watch me die, let me ride

Dead man with no feet
Wont you run to the liquor store
Were running out of caskets
Wont you run and get some more
Watch me die

Dead man, I aint got no credit
Wont you put me in a cash machine
Swim around with the dollar bills
Look out, Im turning green
Watch me die, watch me fry