With judy garland and ethel merman
Written by mel torme

Voice:

>from television city in hollywood, the judy garland show!


Judy

(speaking)

Good evening! we got a very exciting show planned for you tonight, i, weve

Marvellous people...

(singing)

Weve got barbra streisand

I think shes nice and

She has such voice and

She got such elegance

Its a joy to have her on my show!


(applause)


Barbra

Judy! its great to be with you.


Judy

Be my guest, be my guest


Barbra

You know, Ive been a fan of yours since I was two.


Judy

Be my guest, be my guest


Barbra

Well if I really am your guest

I have a small request


Judy

Anything you wanna do


Barbra

Anything?


Judy

Anything!


Barbra

Can I replace you?


Judy

Be my guest, be my guest


(applause because ethel merman is entering the studio)


Ethel

Hi, what a team! watch the team!


Judy

Im just so surprised to see ... you look marvellous


Ethel

I feel pretty good. I was uhm...


Judy

You know me fellas


Ethel

Yeah, how about that, i, I was across the, I am across the hall here I was

Taping a red scelton show and ... gee...


Judy

What did you do belting?


Ethel

I was belting? I heard you two belting! I heard the noise and thats why i

Came in here. I just came in to say hello, thats all.


Judy

And how about this barbra? what about ...


Ethel

Yeah, isnt it great, the new belter!

Yeah, whats the next thing now after this... the next big thing? that you

...


Barbra

Its called funny girl its about fanny brice you know,


Ethel

Wonderfull! have a good...


Barbra

Based on her romance with nicky arnstein.


Ethel

You have a good composer?


Barbra

Jule styne


Ethel

Oh, jule styne, he wrote, he wrote gipsy, oh my goodness she couldnt

Have... oh, youre in good hands girl!