We are your sex toys
Plastic cunts and rubber dongs
Helping your imagination to
grow nice and strong
Give you a ticket to the possibilities
Cuz society would rather
you hide your fantasies
We are your sex toys
We listen and respond
We're here to teach you
that creative sex is not wrong
We will tell you all about yourself
Extremely personal and deeply intimate
Sometimes moving, sometimes surpricsing,
alway fascinating, and you should listen
We are without bias or judgment
Learn, explore, connect, grow
Don't compromise your passion
Don't deny what turns you on
Pumps and dildos, vibes and lubricants, condoms,
buttplugs and blindfolds, anal beads, cockrings,
and paddles, nipple clamps, and adult videos
We are your sex toys
The keys to your repressive cage
Crossing boundaries of race, gender, class and age
We can help you learn all about yourself
Extremely personal and deeply intimate
Sometimes moving, sometimes surprising,
always fascinating, you should listen
We are your sex toys
The ridiculed and despised
So ignore any feeling down between you thighs
You've been trained to feel ashamed
It must remain decent above all the same
Sex is about pleasure, not just birth
Science and religion try to deny its worth.

(Thanks to Beca for these lyrics)