Ever since I saw you
On My So-Called Life,
I've been writing you these letters
Asking you to be my wife.

But its been almost a year
And still I've gotten no reply,
I'm assuming you have
Met some other guy.

So I sit in my room -
Watch Romeo & Juliet
A thousand times.

And I wish I was as cool
As Leonardo is...
But I'm not.

(Chorus)

I went on Jerry Springer
To confess my love to you.
You said I didn't have a chance
And there was nothing I could do.

You told me I was crazy
And wished that I was dead.
You threw a chair
Right upside my head.

Today I highjacked a plane...
I wrote your name across the sky,
Miss Claire Danes.

But they were waiting on the ground
To take me straight to jail...

(Chorus)

Im staring at your pictures
From my lonely little cell.
I'm writing you this letter
To let you know i doing well.

Until we meet again
You know I'll cry a thousand tears
And I'll see you in another twenty years.
I'll see you in another twenty years.