Bless me jesus buddy I have sinned
Whatever does the trick
Odds are even that Ill fall again
So you better make it stick

What the psychic on the tv said
It kind of makes you think
I can tell you where your mood ring is
You left it on the sink

They were walking down crawdad creek
Found a baby in a jar
Tried their best to make it spring a leak
But they couldnt throw a rock at far

I dont remember where the blind girl was
When she foretold the quake
I couldnt tell you what a king snake does
Because Im not a snake

Bless me jesus buddy I have sinned