Our fair country canada
Is north of the usa
Our maritimes are lovely
And our prairies give us hay
You might think you yankees
Are better than us canucks
But we dont need no microchips
Inside our hockey pucks

The vikings left us newfoundland
Were stuck with englands queen
The swiss give us their army knives
The french give us poutine
We watch american tv shows
For hours and hours and hours
Well export alan thicke
But shania twain is ours

Were proud to be canadian
Were awfully nice to strangers, our manners be our curse
Its cool in many ways to be canadian
We wont say that were better, its just that were less worse

We are a northern people
Who love the wintertime
For about two weeks
And then we start to whine
So we go down to florida
For all its southern charms
But when we get sunburned when we exercise
The right to bare our arms

Were proud to be canadian
Were awfully nice to strangers, our manners be our curse
Its cool in many ways to be canadian
We wont say that were better, its just that were less worse

Pamela anderson lee
Is the treasure of our land (uh huh)
We all tune into baywatch
To see her frolic in the sand (watch her jiggle now)
Shes just as canadian
As hows it goin, eh?
Though most her parts above the waist
Were made in the usa

Were proud to be canadian
Were awfully nice to strangers, our manners be our curse
Its cool in many ways to be canadian
We wont say that were better, its just that were less worse

Were proud to be canadian
Were awfully nice to strangers, our manners be our curse
Its cool in many ways to be canadian
We wont say that were better, its just that were less worse

Tears are not enough