Last night when I went to bed
With tangled hair upon my head
In every way I really was a kid
It happened without warning
When I woke up in the morning
I cant tell you just what happened but it did

I grew six inches in one day
Its painful when it goes that way
And now my skinny bodys really achin
And my skin just exploded
With an inch of oil its loaded
Its so greasy you could fry a pound of bacon

My voice is changing
Out of thin air
And body parts that once were smooth
Are growing bits of hair
My voice is changing
What does it mean?
I guess Ill be a real man
Before I turn 13

I buy two pairs of jeans a week
Im such a tall and awkward geek
I fall down when I try to play a grounder
At dinner every night I eat
A giant heaping plate of meat
Then go out with my friends for quarter pounders

And weird emotions come alive
My hormones are in overdrive
Ive turned into a girl-watching creature
And all my friends their marks are shot
But they dont care because theyre hot
For mrs. smith the mathematics teacher

My voice is changing
I hate to hear it crack
I pray to God I wont inherit
Dads hairy back
My voice is changing
When will it end?
And when will mom stop kissing me
In front of all my friends?

Pretty soon I bet ill
Be right into heavy metal
But my parents say at least it isnt rap
Ill start wearing stupid clothes
And threaten that Ill pierce my nose
And tell my parents all they like is crap

The first girl that I ever kiss
Will be the one and who could miss
Our love forever written in the stars?
But I dont think our love will last
Unless the four years go by fast
Till I can use the backseat of the car

My voice is changing
Out of thin air
And body parts that once were smooth
Are growing bits of hair
My voice is changing
What does it mean?
I guess Ill be a real man
Before I turn 13

My voice is changing
I hate to hear it crack
I pray to God I wont inherit
Dads hairy back
My voice is changing
When will it end?
And when will mom stop kissing me
In front of all my friends?

Cha-cha-cha!