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Wouldnt it be great if everybody had a gun?
Wouldnt it be great if everybody had a gun?
Thered be no more crime, cause everybodyd have a gun!
Wouldnt it be great if everybody had a gun?

Wouldnt it be great if everybody had a gun?
Wouldnt it be great if everybody had a gun?
We wouldnt need the police no more, cause everybodyd have a gun!
(yeah!)
Wouldnt it be great if everybody had a gun?

Wouldnt it be great if everybody had a gun? (had a gun)
Wouldnt it be great if everybody had a gun? (had a gun)
Nobodyd ever get shot, cause everybodyd have a gun! (makes sense!)
Wouldnt it be great if everybody had a gun?

We could go out and shoot things
We could go out and shoot things
We could go out and shoot things
We could go out and shoot things
We could go out and shoot things
We could go out and shoot things
Wed all feel safe, cause everybodyd have a gun!

Wouldnt it be great if everybody had a gun? (had a gun)
Wouldnt it be great if everybody had a gun? (had a gun)
Everyoned be equal, cause everybodyd have a gun!
Not me, I got me a rifle!
Well hang on, if you got yourself a rifle then I wanna get me a semi-automatic weapon!
You get a semi-automatic weapon and Im gonna want an automatic weapon!
You get yourself an automatic weapon, Im gonna get a super-automatic weapon!
Well if you get a super-automatic weapon, then Im gonna get a
Super-duper-automatic weapon with a cd-rom drive!
If you get yourself one of those Im gonna get a
Super-duper-automatic weapon with a cd-rom drive, and a big old hard
Drive, and a big guitar amp so I can play btos...
(rants on while the rest of the worms sing)

Wouldnt it be great if everybody had the weapon of their choice?
Wouldnt it be great if everybody had the weapon of their choice?
Wouldnt it be great if everybody had a gun?

(still ranting..)
Ill go so fast Ill be able to chase you from here to saigon, and
Then Ill shoot like little nerf rockets at you and poke you in the
Eye cause itll have automatic like finger-poking in the eye
Things and Ill get myself another guitar amp...