Its christmas in ignace
Mommys got a rock
Shell give it to daddy
Its christmas in ignace (its christmas in ignace)
Its christmas in ignace
Daddys got a rock
Hell give it to mommy
Its christmas in ignace (its christmas in ignace)

Oh, its a jolly time (here in ignace)
As we decorate the christmas rock
Its a happy time
And if the children are good theyll get toys to play with
Like rocks

Its christmas in ignace
Bobs got a rock
But hes gonna keep it
Its christmas in ignace (its christmas in ignace)
Its christmas in ignace
Jills got a rock
She gives it to bob
Now hes got two
Its christmas in ignace (its christmas in ignace)

Oh, its a jolly time
As we sit and watch rocky 1,2,3,4,5
Its a happy time
Except for malcolm
His tongue is stuck to the sign that says,
Welcome to ignace

Its christmas in ignace
And all through the houses
Not a creature is stirring
Except for the rats
That live here in ignace
Under the rocks
That are played with by children
And thrown at malcolm
Whos stuck to the sign that says
Welcome to ignace
Its christmas in ignace (its christmas in ignace)
Its christmas in ignace (its christmas in ignace)
Its christmas in ignace (its christmas in ignace)
Oh, yeah!