I think Ive got a crush on celine dion
The way she beats her chest when she sings a love song
Theres something about her makes me want to feed her
And Id love to be mister celine dion

Shell sing a song in english, and shell sing en francais
Both the songs will suck, but I love her anyway
Shes full of emotion, Im full of devotion
For celine and Ill be hers someday

Oh celine dion, you soft-rock my world
Wont you please be mine celine
I would do anything, if youd be my girl
Oh, be my girl celine
I sent you cards and letters, but you dont respond
You play hard to get, but my heart goes on and on (and on and on, etc...)
I just wanna say, je aimerez
And I can see your house from my van

Oh celine dion, you soft-rock my world
Wont you please be mine celine
I would do anything, if youd be my girl
Oh, be my girl celine

Celine celine
Her skins so soft and clean
Just like porcelain
I wish shed slather me
With a tub of vaseline
(that was a little creepy) Im sorry, celine
Celine celine

Celine dion