Im a shark, Im a shark,
A killer of the ocean,
Im a shark, Im a shark,
And silently I strike.
Im a shark, Im a shark,
Im dumber than a tree,
I only have three thoughts and they are: eat, swim, ...eat.

(hes a shark, hes a shark,)
I was swimming in the ocean,
(hes a shark, hes a shark,)
I got picked up by a boat.
A team of lonely fishermen sold me to a park,
And now my name is billy, Im a theme park shark.

Billy, the themepark shark,
Performing tricks for tourists that have payed five bucks a head.
Billy, the themepark shark,
He looks just like a killer, but hes too well-fed.

The sight of bloodworms put him in a feeding frenzy,
Now it means that its time to clean the pool...

Im a shark, Im a shark,
Im swimming in a pool,
Im a shark, Im a shark,
I dont have to fight for food,
I get three meals a day, and some extra on the weekend
And Im the only shark I know who has a dental plan.
Who has a dental plan.

(hes a shark, hes a shark,)
And Im a big attraction.
(hes a shark, hes a shark,)
They love to watch me jump,
Ive been the star for years and Ive never been for sale,
At least until the owners think they need a killer whale.

Billy, the themepark shark,
Jumping out football nets suspended overhead,
Billy, the themepark shark,
He looks just like a killer, but hes too well-fed.

Im a shark, Im a shark,
But Im not in my natural habitat,
Hes fat and old and lazy,
But Im happy youre here.
I really hope these activists dont free billy,
Cuz out there in the wild, Id be dead.

The sight of bloodworms put him in a feeding frenzy,
Now it means that its time to clean the pool.

Billy, the themepark shark
Performing tricks for tourists that have payed five bucks a head,
Billy, the themepark shark,

He looks just like a killer, in the wild, hed be dead.

Oh, billy, (billy) billy, (billy)
The number one attraction of an aqua petting zoo.
Billy, (billy) billy, (billy)
The poster fish of tourism iowa!