Every rock band has this guy
Not many people really know why
Hes got a cell phone and a backstage pass
Hes got a big gut and a big fat ass

Hes the big, fat road manager
Big, fat road manager
Big, fat road manager
Big, fat road manager

He plugs in guitars and microphone jacks (big, fat road manager)
He makes sure the system wont feedback (big, fat road manager)
He yells check one til his face turns blue (big, fat road manager)
Dont you wish he could count to two

Hes the big, fat road manager
Big, fat road manager
Big, fat road manager
Big, fat road manager

The contract says theres beer for free (big, fat road manager)
A bottle for you and a case for me (big, fat road manager)
Ill make sure youve a place to stay (big, fat road manager)
Then Ill eat your deli tray

Hes the big, fat road manager
Big, fat road manager
Big, fat road manager
Big, fat road manager

You may wonder why the road managers so wide
Hes the one who blocks the door when the tax colllector comes by

The tour hits the road he spends his day (big, fat road manager)
At an all-you-can-eat buffet (big, fat road manager)
But if he can come to terms (big, fat road manager)
He will manage the arrogant worms

As our big, fat road manager
Big, fat road manager
Big, fat road manager
Big, fat road manager

Hes fat! (big, fat road manager)
Hes fat! (big, fat road manager)
Hes fat! (big, fat road manager)
Hes fat! (big, fat road manager)
Hes fat! (big, fat road manager)
Hes fat! (big, fat road manager)
Hes fat! (big, fat road manager)
Big, fat road manager

Big, fat road manager
Big, fat road manager
Is this thing on?