Plump man on a throne with a body large,
Totally controlling Israel from afar.
From Moab he had come upon us.
He seldomly refused when he passed a McDonalds.
Hes plump,
Hes plump,
Hes been widespread.
Hes plump,
Hes plump,
Hes plump,
Politely said.
Plump King Eglon made life a pain,
So the Israelites all cried to God to end his reign.
God sent Ehud to save the land.
In Judges chapter 3 it talks about his secret plan.
Hes plump,
Hes plump,
A king-sized bed.
Hes plump,
Hes plump,
Hes plump,
He might regret.
Eglon was left alone with Ehud because he said to the king,
Ive got a word of God.
He pulled a sword out from underneath.
Plump got the point;
It went very deep.
Hes plump,
Hes plump,
Hes been quiet.
Hes plump,
Hes plump,
Hes plump,
He might be dead.
Is Eglon out of our hair?
I think so.
Is Eglon out of his chair?
I think so.
Was Eglon caught unprepared?
I think so.
Wheres Eglon?
Down over there