We used to knock around at school
But now you're fat and now you're bald
You see me working for the fist
As you spend your time just getting pissed

Oh oh oh that's arseholes to the front
We're the boys that's always on the hunt
Oh oh oh that's aseholes to the front
Can't you see you're just your mothers cunt

She was only seventeen
She had her kids from different men
So just to give her hands some ease
She kept her knickers round her knees

Now you think you've got it made
You're getting fat not getting laid
You'll eat yourself into your grave
You're a big fat bastard anyway