YOU FAT SLOB, YOU FLUNKED JENNY CRAIG
YOU FLUNKED WEIGHT WATCHERS, YOUR 500 POUNDS
YOU HOARD CALORIES LIKE DIG HOARDS CASH
HERE'S THE FINAL SOLUTION FOR YOU'RE FAT
YOU FAT SLOB, YOU FLUNKED JENNY CRAIG
YOU FLUNKED WEIGHT WATCHERS, YOUR 500 POUNDS
YOU HOARD CALORIES LIKE DIG HOARDS CASH
HERE'S THE FINAL SOLUTION FOR YOU'RE FAT