If linda blair was my lolita, her head would spin.
She would levitate, vomit green,
Beat a priest - what a teen!
Dick clark would grin.
And foul thingsd spurt without discretion
From her tiny mouth.
Shed say: spank me, spank me, spank me daddy!

Mommys in bandages n smoking too,
She doesnt like it when I tell her to.

I dont know whats come over me.
Im not myself today,
Lindas all the rage -
The devils underage.

Get that cross right out of there girl,
You dont know where its been.
Youre 13, underage, into bondage.
Its just a phase.
Youre too young to sin,
Speak in tongues backwards in latin.
Let me hear you say:
Spank me, spank me, spank me daddy!

Comin downstairs just to piss on the rug,
Shes gonna get all my gnarly love.

I dont know whats come over me.
Im not myself today,
Lindas all the rage -
The devils underage.

The power of christ compels you.