If the man with two left feet can't dance,
What about the one with two right hands?
And if the man with two brains ain't a genious,
Then i'll be damned.

If you cross an elephant and a rhino,
What does that get you?
And if you cross a bulldog and a shitzu,
You know what that gets you.

A man stopped me on the street and asked,
'Are you ready for the end?'
Well, i looked at him and said,
'It did not begin.'

If someone married the wicked witch of the west,
What would happen to him?
And if i fought Golieth,
Do you think that i would win?

I'm sorry for all the stupid things i did,
way back then.
Like your Christmas tree,
I'll get you another one at the 5 and 10.

A man stopped me on the street and asked,
'Are you ready for the end?'
Well, i looked at him and said,
'It did not begin.'