Baby,baby,baby I wanna stew your tomato
Baby,baby,baby I wanna french fry your potato
Baby,baby,baby why dont you pluck my grapes
Why dont you peel my banana like a pack of wild apes

Im your food inuendo guy
Your food inuendo guy
Baby,baby,baby you got honeydew melons
Baby,baby,baby can you see my broccoli swelling
Baby,baby,baby I wanna taste your watercress
I wanna slide my cellery stick up the back of your dress

Im your food inuendo guy
Your food inuendo guy

Whats wrong baby?
Please dont go
Youll miss my carrot cake
And my cream of mushroom
Baby,baby,baby my jalepenos red hot
I wanna stuff all of the cabbage youve got

Im your food inuendo guy
Your food inuendo guy(solo)
Baby,baby,baby you got eggplant parmigana
Baby,baby,baby bite my zuchinni if you wanna
I got fresh fruit salad, dont get it from no can
Your string bean days are over, Im your cucumber man

Im your food inuendo guy
Your food inuendo guuuuuuuuuuy
So tasty!