(T.A.T.U. Parody of "All the Things She Said")

I'm a lesbian
She's a lesbian
We are lesbians
Kissin' in the rain
Kissin' in the rain

I'm a lesbian
She's a lesbian
We are lesbians
Touch me there again
Touch me there again

I just licked your tongue
Won't you grab my butt

We're international hits from a foreign country
If I didn't have tits you wouldn't listen to me
We don't write our own songs, we don't do our own beats
We just fondle eachother, while the camera's rolling

We had boyfriends, but they never got blown
Now we're naked on the cover of that mag Rolling Stone
We're all over the news and the world is in shock
We're young and we're hot, and we don't like the cock

I'm a lesbian
She's a lesbian
We are lesbians
Kissin' in the rain
Kissin' in the rain

I'm a lesbian
She's a lesbian
We are lesbians
Touch me there again
Touch me there again

I just licked your tongue
Won't you grab my butt

Like a nasty car crash, you just can't look away
If you're a young girl then we'd give you some play
Because girls are so hot, and guys are passé
Did I mention we have sex, like, everyday

I guess we're a fad, or so I've been warned
If the money runs out, you'll see us starring in porn
We don't care if you're straight, it's okay if you watch
While I'm combing her hair, with her face in my crotch

People lookin' at me
Watching from their TV
Have we done enough

Model for lingerie
'Cause we're hot and gay
Should I show my muff