Well i can tell you honestly
i'm singing pretty awfully
if you compare to a broadway show
they sing the best you know

often i want to be like them
try singing on the stage with them
i wonder if i'd pull it off
i may just have a shot

well if you were an auditor
at a broadway show
do you think i'd have the
spark it takes to
make it in
as a broadway star
or is broadway not for me

oh well i will get over it
i'm sure it's never meant to be
often i'm singing hercules
but hell that's not for me

...oh well i guess

(Thanks to Tyler for these lyrics)