"One sunny morning
i woke up to see
a bright little blue jay
singing with glee
he sang of far away places
of bright and gay
when suddenly all my sorrow
began to drift away
i walked to the window
on my way out of bed
just to close the shutters
and crush his little head

No, no no, i am not a morning person
(woah woah woah)

i was going upstream in my canoe
then my wheels fell off
i didnt know what to do
then i started wondering
how many pancakes fit in a dog house?
then i remembered the time
when i was stuck on a desert island
and all i had with me was a car door
which made a lot of sense
because if i got hot
all i did was roll down the window

no, no no, im not a desert person
(woah woah)